And it was medication-free
And it burned like the fire of a thousand firey suns
And I pooped
And it lasted 4.5 hours. That's right. 4.5 hours.
My water broke at 7pm on Friday the 13th in a giant splash heard round the world. All over my iphone (which meant new iphone). And then this little baby was born 4.5 hours later in the hospital. It was kind of a rush job where we got to the hospital barely an hour before and I had to sign all the hospitally paperwork afterwards because, hello- no time when a baby is shooting out of your body.
And we had a girl. Her name is Bridget.
I think we'll keep her.
|Oh Hai. I'm Bridget. I wait for nobody.|