Listen to Me! Your Mother!

I sent in my audition request for our local production of Listen To Your Mother.

Brendan's response was essentially, "You really are an attention whore, aren't you?"
To which I responded, "Duh."

So now I have to figure out what to present! And I am totally blocked!

I would just do jazz hands and say "My uterus is magic!" but I don't think that's what they're looking for.

The topic? MOTHERHOOD

Cue intense reflection that usually devolves into, "Are strawberries in season?"

This topic is youge. YOUGE, I tell you!

What the what am I going to present?

Send inspiration.

Mental Constipation: It ain't pretty

Oh, the pressure.

Also, if you're in the Denver area and you want to do this (you don't need to have kids!), go here.