Brendan's response was essentially, "You really are an attention whore, aren't you?"
To which I responded, "Duh."
So now I have to figure out what to present! And I am totally blocked!
I would just do jazz hands and say "My uterus is magic!" but I don't think that's what they're looking for.
The topic? MOTHERHOOD
Cue intense reflection that usually devolves into, "Are strawberries in season?"
This topic is youge. YOUGE, I tell you!
What the what am I going to present?
|Mental Constipation: It ain't pretty|
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