I was trying to be cute but I look like I want to eat your face. Face-eating is my favorite.
I'm the daughter of two (TWO!) pastors.
I was born and bred in the midwest but after going to college in Tennessee, I'm a total wannabe southerner. I say "y'all" and teach my kids to say "maam" and "sir."
I'm a recovering musical theater addict. But I've substituted Broadway tunes with really awful pop music.
I take television watching to new standards of low.
5 years ago, I married this dude. He pretty much rules.
I started blogging after we learned my ovaries were super sucktastic and baby-making wasn't going to happen on its own. I wasn't ready to share this information with anyone so anonymously posting about it on the internet seemed like a good alternative. Crazy, yes?
After some really
And I went from being an in-the-closet infertility blogger to an out-of-the-closet twin- mommy blogger.
So now the internet gets to learn about how I'm not really a rockstar parent and how being a twin mom means I basically get hazed every day.
And as if trying to balance work, motherhood, and marriage weren't enough, I went and got myself knocked up all over again last year.
So, yeah, that whole "And Baby Makes Four" name was kind of short-sited in the end. Oh well, my ovaries never were all that good at math.
Oh yeah, and I like to take pictures. Badly. Although I get lucky sometimes.
Let's be friends.